The Natural Confectionery Company
Sweet 1: Alright! Bring on the free sweets!
Sweet 2: Yeah, about that.
Sweet 1: What?
Sweet 2: I have some good news and some bad news.
Sweet 1: Talk to me.
Sweet 2: There's none left.
Sweet 1: Right.
Sweet 2: They ran out.
Sweet 1: I see.
Sweet 2: Gutting.
Sweet 1: What's the good news?
Sweet 2: People can still enter their details below to be kept up to date with all the fun things we do in the future.
Sweet 1: Oh please.
Sweet 2: What?
Sweet 1: This sucks.
Sweet 2: Why?
Sweet 1: It's just a ploy to get peoples details. Cynical.
Sweet 2: I can't believe you said that.
We're the Natural Confectionery Company - we make better sweets. We're natural. We're the good guys.
Sweet 1: What. Ever.
Sweet 2: Okay, you really need to stop talking now.
Sweet 1: ...
Sweet 2: Thank you.